magicalcupcakewizard:

cadaverselfie:

orlesianscum:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

i can’t stop laughing cuz it sounds mean but ngl it’s 10000% accurate

yeah seriously. you’ll think that everyone is watching you and making fun of you but literally no one gives a shit unless you do something totally ridiculous or get in their personal space.

why couldn’t i have seen this last year?

I wish I had found this before my freshman year. It would have made it so much easier.

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cdeductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

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notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

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ineffable-hufflepuff:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.


God damn.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

God damn.

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

image

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

image

Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

newtalby:

thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014

This guy is 24 years old. In 2005 he was 15 and he looks 8.

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pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

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thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

(Source: weirdbooksifind, via nerdwithaword)

funky-spock:

kniightmare:

nani is queen

see also: how to sister

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booksnbutterbeer:

twentysomethingvagabond:

booksnbutterbeer:

twentysomethingvagabond:

 My favorite part is how hard Katherine tries to be there for Ana and how absolutely awful Ana is to her. 

wHAT YHE FUCK IS THAT SENTENCE THO

Not convinced that James is fluent in English.

LOLOL I JUST CHOKED ON A POTATO CHIp

booksnbutterbeer:

twentysomethingvagabond:

booksnbutterbeer:

twentysomethingvagabond:

 My favorite part is how hard Katherine tries to be there for Ana and how absolutely awful Ana is to her. 

wHAT YHE FUCK IS THAT SENTENCE THO

Not convinced that James is fluent in English.

LOLOL I JUST CHOKED ON A POTATO CHIp

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