isis-:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

but the one who managed to get money out of it

(Source: comedycentral, via nerdwithaword)

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

(via greatblueworld)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via nerdwithaword)

ollivandair:

The Marauders and Lily Potter & their last words

for the maraudering network [x]

(via a1abeachfrontavenue)

lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

(via a1abeachfrontavenue)

robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

(Source: iraffiruse, via a1abeachfrontavenue)

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

(Source: needtostayawake, via a1abeachfrontavenue)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via a1abeachfrontavenue)

somecutewhiteboy:

Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom

(Source: sandandglass, via a1abeachfrontavenue)